1) I will probably wear the same dress I wore last year.....or the year before....or the year before that.
2) My ';Derby Hat'; from last year is still in the back window of my car. It was once black. It is now light gray.
3) I%26#39;ve found that the best time to get a drink (or to go to the ladies room) is during the singing of ';My Old Kentucky Home';
4) I probably won%26#39;t make it to the track until the 4th race.
5) I will have a hangover....and will have a beer with breakfast in an effort to fix it.
6) I will most likely paint my toe nails...in the car....on the way to the track.
7) I will probably make fun (inside of my own head) of an out-of-town girl who decided that a skin tight, disco dress %26amp; stripper heels would be a good thing to wear.
8) I will order a mint julep %26amp; throw the mint away. Not because I like mint juleps. But because there are guys walking through the crowds selling them...and there is no line.
9) I will lose my program. And will steal another one that has been left laying on top of a trash can or empty seat....ditto for the green sheet.
10) I will forget to cash a winning ticket from one of the last races of the day. I will remember this much later in the evening...or possibly the next day.
11) I will do it all again next year.
Happy Derby Everyone!
Confessions from a local ';Derby Princess';
Dahlink....you forgot to mention....after several Mint Juleps I will be in line a the men%26#39;s room and I will Not enjoy it! wink wink....now, behave and have fun
Confessions from a local ';Derby Princess';
Good stuff. Right on the mark.
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